Bush, the Teflon Coated Serial Felon

Yeah, yeah... I know. Hey! Maybe the Demos think the Republicons will likewise ignore their felonies, too. Yeah, that's it! (Not).

I think it depends on how you define "felony" - and redefining rotten behavior is an avoidance scam the Bushites have nailed down to an art.

Remember, citizen - if you can't lie your way out of trouble or blame it on others, you can always redefine it so you are technically innocent. Torture? What torture? We don't do no stinkin' torture! Waterboarding is simply an aggressive 'harsh interrogation' technique. And please don't call it domestic spying. It's an 'increased homeland electronic security enhancement' cooperative program with our patriotic telecommunications allies. Sieg! Heil!

Remember that Bush's daddy was Reagan's uber-kommissar of the state security and loyalty apparatus, and the CIA's called its assassination program in Vietnam "termination with extreme prejudice." Really. You can't make this stuff up. But the CIA sure can.

Then, if all else fails, there's always the executive pardon. Think of it as a form of noblesse oblige. (Nice work, Scooter!)

Bushites commit felonies daily with Impunity? Damn! I didn't know that Sen. Daily W. Impunity (R-TX) was in on it, too. I'm shocked, SHOCKED! Have they no shame at all?