Romney and Huckabee Are Not Religious?

Did you hear Romney and Huckabee bickering about religion? Their patter is faith-based politics running amok. After eight years of St. George W., who would have thought the madness would continue?

Although I hate to admit it, Baptist leader Robert Jeffress may have a valid point when he said, "even though Romney talks about Jesus as his Lord and Savior, he is not a Christian. Mormonism is not Christianity, Mormonism is a cult." Let's examine the evidence.

According to Mormon scripture, God and his son Jesus (called Jehovah in the Old Testament ), first appeared to Joseph Smith in New York in 1820. God told Joseph Smith that Christan teachings were all wrong, their creeds were an abomination in his sight, their ministers and theologians were corrupt charlatans. HIs words are clear enough. Mormons not Christians.

During a debate the Huckster asked the Mitten if Jesus and the Devil were brothers. Later, Huck had to apologize for the cheap shot.

Being an observant devout Mormon, Mitt Romney knows full well that Jesus and Satan are two of God's many sons. Yes. They are brothers. In fact, when God accepted his favorite son Jesus' divine plan for humankind rather than his other son Satan's divine plan, Satan went ballistic, causing the Great Sibling rivalry.

Mitt also knows that a lost tribe of biblical Hebrews sailed to America. Their descendants are known as American Indians (in Mormon, they're called "Lamanites"- bad Jews). Romney knows that Jesus Christ once materialized in New York where he announced he would found his Heavenly Kingdom in Independence, Missouri. Mitt knows that obedient Mormon men can become Gods, with their own planet in outer space, just as the formerly-human God the Father does - on his own home planet of Kolob.

Mormons believe there are three Gods; that God embraced integration in 1978 (before which people of black African ancestry were cursed by God). Mormons scripture says the Prophet Brigham Young visited the moon where he found kindly tall people who dress like Quakers, and where each day is 1,000 years long. Romney believes that God finally repudiated thousands of years of polygamy just so Utah could become a state.

This nonsense is not at all like the Huckster's rational, orthodox Christian beliefs. Huck knows that God, disguised as a ghost, raped a Palestinian virgin peasant girl, then abandoned her to raise his son alone. And that the son grew up to be a sort-of guru/faith healer who promised to make his country into a theocracy and kick out the imperialist occupation forces, but instead was executed by the occupiers for being an insurgent, and then his reanimated corpse was seen eating some fish, visiting his former students and flying up into the sky saying, "I'll be back."

The moral? Real Christians are rational? Non-Christian Mormons are gullible dupes. Look at the FACTS!