Friday, February 15, 2008

Huckabee and Romney - Faith-Based Politics and Science Fiction

Romney and Huckabee bickering about religion is nothing more than faith-based politics running amok. After eight years of King George, who would have thought religion would have been so marginalized?

Baptist leader Robert Jeffress may have a valid point regarding Romney
when he said, "Even though Romney talks about Jesus as his Lord and
Savior, he is not a Christian. Mormonism is not Christianity; Mormonism is a cult."

According to Mormon scripture, God and Jesus (called Jehovah in the Old
Testament), appeared to Joseph Smith somewhere in New York. God told Joseph Smith that Christian teachings were all wrong, their creeds were an abomination in his sight, their ministers and theologians were corrupt charlatans. Clear enough. They're not Christians.

During a debate the Huckster asked the Mitten if Jesus and the Devil
were brothers. Huck later apologized for what was assumed to be a cheap
shot.

Being an observant devout Mormon, Mitt Romney knows full well that Jesus and Satan are indeed two of God's many sons. I should not have asked for or needed an apology. Yes. They are brothers. In fact, when God accepted his favorite son Jesus' divine plan for humankind rather than his other son Satan's divine plan, Satan went sour, revolted against Heaven and was hurled out to become the ruler of Hell.

Mitt also knows that a lost tribe of biblical Hebrews sailed to
America. Their descendants are known as American Indians (in Mormon dogma, they're called "Lamanites"- bad Jews). Romney knows that Jesus Christ once materialized in New York where he announced he would found his Heavenly Kingdom in Independence, Missouri. Mitt knows that obedient Mormon men can become Gods, with their own planet in outer space, just as the formerly-human God the Father does - on his own home planet of Kolob. Mormons believe there are three Gods; that God embraced integration in 1978 (before which people of black African ancestry we cursed by God). Mormons scripture says the Prophet Brigham Young visited the moon where he found kindly tall people who dress like Quakers, and where each day is 1,000 years long. Romney believes that God finally repudiated thousands of years of polygamy just so Utah could become a state. So God seems to serve the Mormons' cause not vice versa

This Mormon nonsense is not at all like the Huckster's rational, orthodox Christian beliefs. Huck knows that God, disguised as a ghost, raped a Palestinian virgin peasant girl, and then abandoned her to raise his son alone. And that son grew up to be a sort-of guru/faith healer who promised to make his country into a theology and kick out the
imperialist occupation forces, but instead was executed by the occupiers for being an insurgent, and then his reanimated corpse was seen eating some fish, visiting his former students and flying up into the sky saying, "I'll be back."
So what is the lesson to be learned from all this, the moral?
Real Christians are rational in the same way all science fiction fanatics are rational. Unchristian Mormons are gullible dupes of another version of the same science fiction dogma. Is this a big difference? One religion could just as easily believe in the Easter Bunny and the other religion could believe in the Easter Bunny’s brother.

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